15 Husbands Who Tweet Things ONLY A Husband Could Say.

15 Husbands Who Tweet Things ONLY A Husband Could Say. March 31, 2023Leave a comment

Ask any husband after a few months of marriage and they’ll tell you that married life is very different. It can feel like you and your wife are existing in the same space but in different time zones at the same time. Weird, huh? There are many rules in marriage. Among them is the one that says that you should never air your dirty laundry or grievances on social media. It’s certainly not the happily ever after fairy tale crap that they try to sell you your whole life, but you have to find the humor in it. Here are some of the funniest tweets that social media has to offer from hubbies on marriage.Something like “do you promise to love, honor, obey and embarrass the hell out of the other” comes to mind.

You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape from doing chores.

You might want to obey every time or she’ll smite you down.

Sometimes you just have to see the humor in it, especially if it involves driving her nuts.

No matter how hard you try to justify your expenditures.

When your wife starts throwing shade at you, your only defense is to go into full Smart Aleck mode.

It’s almost like you’re both psychically linked. Then suddenly the true love thing seems possible again.

At least you can’t say anything snarky or stupid when your mouth is full.

So sometimes you just need to respond, “I’ll have whatever you want.”

But eventually you come off that high when you admit that you might have been wrong all along.

And sometimes the wifey doesn’t always get when you’re trying to do nice things.

Don’t try denying it either or you’ll be in that body cast for a lot longer.

Unlike coffee, your wife actually has a foot to stick up your butt if you don’t start doing things.

Unless you’re secretly aiming for a divorce.

It can totally educate them on where things ought to go because there’s the wrong way to do things and her way.

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