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25 Times Dogs Were Man’s WORST Friend… #13 Is A Total Jerk.

25 Times Dogs Were Man’s WORST Friend… #13 Is A Total Jerk. April 1, 2023Leave a comment

Dogs are a man’s best friend. How could a person ever not love these loving and cuddly creatures. They run up to you and try to lick and kiss you — they’re hard not to love. After all, there is a reason why “therapy dogs” exist, they make people happy! With that said, although they are easy to love, they do tend to be a little of a pain sometimes. Of course if you don’t live with one, then you won’t experience these moments. If you do live with one, however, you’ll learn that they do have their a**hole moments. And you’ll most likely yell and do a lot of finger pointing but in the end you’ll go back to loving them because who can stay mad at a face like that? Or maybe you’ll just stay mad — it just depends on how much of an a**hole they were.I was going to clean up before you got home! Not my fault you were only gone for 10 minutes.

Thanks man, you always make such a great pillow.

How much do you think an expert shoe destroyer could make?

Oh this? I just decided to do some remodeling. Do you like it? I think I’ve found my calling.

What? Underneath the pillow? I said it’s nothing! What do you mean whose legs are those?

No need to thank me, just give me a few treats and we’ll call it even.

It’s got to be in one of these dirt piles.

And as of this moment, you just so happen to stand exactly where I gotta go.

Don’t mind that suspicious looking steak off to the side.

What else was I supposed to do? Maybe if you turned on the heater…

Be careful what you wish for, because it might come true.

I didn’t know I was going to get stuck…. 10/10 worth it.

Next time I’ll step on your face if you don’t start respecting me.

How would you feel if someone else was always hogging YOUR bed?

I’m the one calling the shots, capeesh?

Ignore the back of me and just focus on me.

Now you can clean up my mess, thanks you’re the best.

Or look, you can take me with you. I can fit into this thing!

I can just blame it on the cat later.

I’m not overly attached or anything, I was just wondering what you guys were doing that I couldn’t be included in on.

See ya later, wouldn’t wanna be ya. That’s what you get for snitching on me earlier.

No need to thank me, I was just being a good Samaritan.

I’ll do it again once I’m off of time-out. Watch your back.

Hmmm, what? There’s nothing in my mouth. What are you talking about?

I’m obviously too small to push such a big thing down.

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