Choosing Between Dogs And People Is A No-Brainer… According To Science.

Choosing Between Dogs And People Is A No-Brainer… According To Science. April 1, 2023Leave a comment

We’ve all known that dogs offer great companionship and are loyal to bits. Dogs are incredibly empathetic beings, who listen to your rants, comfort you when they notice you’re feeling down, and will never have a “day off” that would leave you wondering just what the heck did you do wrong. They wear their emotions on their furry sleeves, and that makes it easier for us to connect with them, and know when our pups are feeling down. Now there’s empirical evidence that proves dogs are far better company than actual humans.It’s not like mom, Uncle Steve, or your wife is going to leave you outside anytime soon, while Fido sleeps on your bed. Recently, the nation’s largest network of per sitters and dog walkers (www.Rover.com), polled their pet parents and discovered a lot of impawsibly cute data. Turns out, dogs are far better company than our fellow humans.

Apparently, when it comes to humans, kids come first but so do pets. They would have no issue kicking their boyfriend or girlfriend out the door if their dog was an issue.

25% of pet parents who were polled admitted to having brought their furry companions on a date. But hey, as long as they covered its eyes after the date went well, it’s all good!

Admit it! You’d drool a little if you saw “Mr Perfect” holding a precious, smiling dog. It’s almost as if the dog in the picture is telling you that that’s one pretty bitching human that deserves to be taken out on a date.

1/4 of dog dads and moms have confessed to throwing a dinner bash for their pet and themselves. In their eyes, that is not a pet, that’s a mix between a loyal significant other, and their own kid. What’s not to celebrate?

Well, that’s not so hard to imagine. It’s not like recently-divorced Brad Pitt was going to show up to that blind date? And what if he did? Do you really want that baggage?

Even if the bed isn’t big enough for the three of you, who cares? Relationships call for sacrifices. And yeah, Fido is not sleeping on the floor, honey.

About 70% of polled pet owners admitted they would cut down the time they spend with their S.O., all so they can spend some quality time with their beloved pet. We’re pretty sure the S.O. isn’t even mad, they’re probably doing the same with their own dog!

That’s right! MONTHLY! So if you had this fantasy of being spoiled in a relationship, find someone who doesn’t have a dog!

87%, (almost everyone!) admitted they would get their dogs a gift for Cupid’s favorite holiday. Which is hilarious since everyone knows dogs hate commercialism, and they see Valentine’s Day as just another marketing strategy.

The results are in:pet owners don’t only “love their dog”, they live for them! It’s like having the best partner in life who’d never leave you, and wants to do all these things with you. It’s never busy, it’s never tired.

There’s always some energy left to cuddle with their pet owners, or go on adventures. They don’t make excuses as to why they can’t “hang out today,” and you don’t have to pretend when you’re around them.

Your relationship is more direct and magical than anything you can experience with another human being. Now, relationships with humans are spectacular, but they’re completely different. Dogs simply make us happy. Dog is bae!

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