In the morning, it’s difficult for most of us to muster up the enthusiasm it takes to interact with other humans — after all, most of our brains are still asleep. That’s why for us grouches, it’s imperative to have a coffee mug that does the talking for us. Below are 23 perfectly expressive and wonderfully succinct coffee mugs with quotes for every grouch on the spectrum. As someone approaches you to start gabbing, simply lift the cup to your lips, take a long sip while they read it, and breathe a sigh of relief as the person slinks away. Don’t worry: You’ll talk to them after the caffeine takes effect.