When you’ve got a package headed for you house, the stakes always feel pretty high. What if you miss the delivery man? What if the package gets stolen? What if, for some reason, your delivery guy secretly hates you and will do whatever it takes to make sure your precious cargo never arrives? Delivery-inspired neuroses are common, and that’s why these cats have decided to be proactive about what’s being dropped off at their front door. These hilarious notes to the delivery guy will crack you up — not just because they’re effective, but because we’ve all probably thought of doing the same.