This is one of those stories that is at once completely relatable and utterly horrifying. Relatable because while we can’t *exactly* imagine this scenario occurring in our day-to-day lives, we *can* all understand the panic that sets in when you’re in a potentially mortifying situation. Horrifying because, well, it involves poop. We won’t spoil the surprise, but we will say that this story is about one woman, her poop, and the decision that will likely stay in the back of her mind until her last day on this earth. Sit back, settle in, and prepare for the tweet saga of a lifetime.