The life of a retail worker can be a lot more stressful than you might think. For starters, these jobs are typically minimum wage, so workers end up doing a whole lot for not very much money. The hours aren’t great, either: Your job is to be available when the 9-5 crowd is off of work, which means you might end up working pretty late, too. And above all, being a retail worker can be downright boring — there are hours that go by when you have to figure out how to pass the time. And since that’s the case, why not get a bit creative with it? After all, your boss told you that your main goal is to sell — what better way to pass the time than to come up with some clever ways to market your product? We certainly appreciate the effort made to market these items. #14 speaks to our very soul.