Divorce can be really messy. If there’s no pre-nuptial agreement, the couple is forced to file for divorce settlements, usually to try and split their belongings 50/50. Most of the time, things don’t work out that easily, and the couple is forced to spend months in litigation, trying to figure out who gets what. One man decided that he didn’t have time for all of that, so he took the business of splitting things up into his own hands – literally. Instead of hiring lawyers, this German ex-husband has systematically cut all of their belongings in half using power tools. He’s now selling all of the items on eBay. The halved belongings are pretty awesome, but we can’t help but think that there’s an enraged German ex-wife out there, hating every second of this. Be sure to check out the video at the bottom to see how he did it.