The most important quality of kitchen utensils and appliances is that they be useful - no sense in having the butter churner that your Aunt Susan got you taking up space in the cupboard.
However, if you're going to have a kitchen full of useful things, why not *also* make them awesome? Just because your kitchen tools do their job doesn't mean they have to be boring. These gadgets ould give your kitchen the epic upgrade it deserves.Bonus points if you say "hi-ya!" with every chop.
The Monkey Peeler
Peeling potatoes is the worst. Why not let this cute little monkey entertain you while you peel?
The Hot Man
The DCI Hot Man trivet can hold all your hot dishes - perfect for people who have limited scorch-proof couter space.
The Muffin Top
This muffin mold is perfect for those bakers with a sense of humor.
The Egg Mold
Eggs are extremely moldable, and these Kotobuki plastic egg molds can shape your hard-boileds into cute little egg miniatures.
The Elementary Salt and Pepper Shaker
These look great on kitchen counters, and if you own them, you can make jokes about having a "periodic dining room table."
The Spoiled Sandwich Bag
Take your sandwich to work in one of these bags and see if any of your coworkers give you the stink eye.
The Pizza Peddler
This little device turns a boring old pizza slicer into an enthusiastic cyclist who just can't wait to get your pizza dished up.
The Cat Stand
Finally, a way to get cats to actually do something productive - even if they are ceramic.
May the Toast Be With You
This Star Wars toaster crisps every piece of bread to perfection. Pro-tip: After your bread toasts, whisper "Luke, I am your butter."
The Star Wars Sprinkler
Speaking of Star Wars, here's an easy way to decorate your themed cupcakes to perfection.
Mustard Marvin & Count Ketchup
Kids will love to get their condiments from these two dudes - even if you think it's kind of gross.
Now that you know about these gem ice trays, no other ice trays will do.
The Heisenberg Spatula
In your kitchen, he is the one who knocks.
The Happy Man Stopper
Keep your wine fresh with this little guy. When it comes to drinking wine, this dude is totally on your emotional level.
The Original Never Soggy Cereal Bowl
Don't let your cereal turn to mush with this clever bowl. Pro-tip: It also works for soup and crackers.
The Kitchen Magician
This knife sharpener could actually accomplish the task of making knife sharpening more fun.
The Stick Ice Cube Tray
A brilliant idea for people who carry a water bottle with them at all times.
The Garlic Chop Garlic Chopper
Garlic is the worst to chop, especially if you've got clumsy hands. With this device, you simply put a peeled clove into the chopper and twist. Bonus: No more stinky fingers.