If you thought your dog was cute, then prepare to have your mind blown because Mrs. Flans is in the running for the world’s cutest pup. She’s in it to win you heart, and she’ll definitely do just that with her oversized pink nose, pointy ears and flapping tongue. She’s a ham for the camera, but can be stubborn as hell, especially when it comes to sharing. It’s not that she minds hanging with her owner or with other foster pets. Just don’t disturb her beauty sleep or dare to defy her or you’ll be sorry.Wonder where she gets her cuteness from? It’s probably from her mixed heritage. She’s a cross between a Dachshund and a Chihuahua, which technically makes her a chiweenie.
She’s highly demanding! When she barks, her mommy, aka personal assistant, Linda Alvarez is at her beck and call. She better be too because Mrs. Flans is an uber diva.
But someone actually did. No, seriously! Fortunately, when her former owner couldn’t take care of her, Alvarez was more than willing to take her in. Wouldn’t anyone be? Had she gazed upon any other human, and she would’ve been adopted at the blink of an eye.
Mrs. Flans wasn’t always Mrs. Flans. She used to be called Mimi, but Alvarez decided to give her a brand new name that suits her too. New life, new name, new pup.
The old owner had called Alvarez and told her that if she didn’t pick the artist formerly known as Mimi up soon, she’d put her out on the mean streets of Los Angeles.
When the owner walked out with her, Alvarez was smitten by the doggy wrapped in an old towel. She quickly became her biggest fan, which is ironic because Mrs. Flans loves big fans on her during the summer.
She’s like the Maggie Smith of dogs with her pearl necklace, but one of her most unusual features are her big pointy ears. When Alvarez first saw them sticking out from her former owner’s towel, she thought she’d just adopted a bat.
She’s got the cutest pink nose you’ve ever seen, and according to Alvarez, it doesn’t seem to fit with the rest of her facial features. But that’s what you get when you inherit a Ms. Piggy nose from the Chihuahua side of the family.
Mrs. Flans can actually thank the Dachie side of her genes for that big old tongue hanging out of her mouth. It’s cute and distracting at the same time, regardless of whatever ensemble she’s wearing.
In other words, he parents were brother and sister, and as you might imagine, it caused all sorts of genetic abnormalities. She was actually fortunate. Her brother didn’t survive long after being born.
Mrs. Flans didn’t escape the inbreeding fiasco either. She’s not only deaf, but blind in one eye. She also has Dog Shaker Syndrome, which causes seizures from time to time.
She thought Mrs. Flans seizures were amusing and she’d laugh. Fortunately Alvarez took things more seriously and monitors her carefully, even when Mrs. Flans is goofing off or entertaining Alvarez’s other foster pets.
???TBT to thats one times whens we wents for a walks ands everyone’s gots outs of the cars fasters thans I dids ands I thoughts I was goings to be lefts behinds!!! ??? I means yes, the back doors was opens ands no ones hads lefts but stills!!!! NOBODYs leaves the Flanses behinds! Goods things I was ables to squeezes my hots bods throughs the dividers! Sorts of…?????? #leftbehind #dontleaveme #waiting #scream #screamqueens #dailywalk #exercise #workout #workoutmotivation #rescuedog #deafdogsrock #albino #adoptdontshop A video posted by Mrs.Flans (@mrs.flans) on Aug 25, 2016 at 7:42pm PDT
Mrs. Flans absolutely loves dressing up for one of Alvarez’s cutesie photo shoots. She could be America’s Next Top Dog Model.