Comedian Reveals Shelter Cats’ Secret Dislikes, And It’s So Funny You’ll Adopt.

Comedian Reveals Shelter Cats’ Secret Dislikes, And It’s So Funny You’ll Adopt. March 2, 2019

Many animals in rescue and adoption centers often get overlooked. Every year, 2.7 million cats go unadopted. All these cats are looking for is someone to love and care for them. In attempt of helping a local adoption center in Los Angeles get more clientele, Obvious Plant has created his own special biography cards for the cats there. He stealthily placed them on the front window when no one was looking. Each and every cat on the bio cards are real! As for their bizarre likes and dislikes, however, they’re questionable. Check out the hilarious biography cards below for each cat! And if you happen to be interested in adopting, check out Sante D’Or Adoption Center to find out more details on these cats.This way, you get to know the cats before even meeting them.

As you can see here, as affectionate as Obi is, he still hates improv comedy. But can you blame him? It ain’t that funny.

Why IS it spelled that way? Also, the word colonel just sounds weird. Is it really necessary for it to be three whole syllables?

That’s like cats calling themselves “humans.” It just doesn’t make sense and it shouldn’t.

But I guess some are ok with it, just not Zeta. So yeah, stay away if you live in or anywhere near a haunted graveyard.

Is King Arthur around?

So get over it already and come up with some funnier material! Camille, you’re totally in the right for this.

It’s one thing to list a music genre as your dislike, but to continue to mock it with insults, that’s where I draw the line.

Because they’re not the one playing them? But I guess the sport itself and its existence can be pretty annoying.

Don’t worry Lola, I’m pretty sure time traveling to the 15th century won’t be an issue with any potential adopter.

No. So please don’t do it to a 5-year-old cat. They’re old enough to be given some respect and an adult conversation with adult voices.

Something tells us Mishka has already has a situation like this in her past… that she definitely does not want to relive.

It’s a shame that they don’t have the same voting rights as humans. They world could potentially become a better place if they were given a chance to put in their input.

I wonder what kind of person Delores was before she was trapped into a cat’s body.

They just walk around naked and it’s perfectly fine. But for some reason this one still has an opinion on humans’ clothes.

Being given the ability to fly whenever wherever one pleases is just unfair to the rest of us.

It’s been confirmed that it’s an all Asian cast, no whitewashing here!