Where do you do your best thinking? For many people, some of the deepest and most introspective thinking is done in the shower. And why shouldn’t it be? The shower is a warm, safe space where you can (hopefully) be alone. As you stand there with the water pouring over you, contemplating the day to come or the day that followed, you can let your mind wander forever (or at least until the hot water runs out). So whether you’re coming up with ridiculous hypothetical or just contemplating the subtle nuances of life, odds are that you’ve had at least one of these thoughts in the shower. Let the thoughts and water flow over you….but a large amount of hair called “hair?”
…would that mean the world was a sandwich?
Because if there were, they were having the BEST DAY EVER.
When compared to scorpions, lobsters might as well be mermaids.
He would be an ordinary guy who doesn’t have any superpowers , but everyone thinks he is a superhero.
They’d be KatPee or Peeniss.
…but most of the eagles I’ve seen live in the zoo.
…because real bosses make someone else do it.
This stresses me out.
Sad face.
Does that mean that English is reverting back to hieroglyphics?
That’s a lot of ribs.
Not that we’re thinking about it.
You’re trying it right now, aren’t you?
…tomorrow morning.
…so I guess her name is Ellen DeGenerous?
My life would change forever. He wouldn’t notice.
Would flying burn carbs?
One of them acts like they are running out of time, and the other acts like they have all the time in the world.
…I wonder if I could find one that charged me money for every day I don’t go?
We have to pretend to fall asleep.
Especially if you’re in a dangerous situation where you can’t make noise.
