Pit bulls always get a bad rap. Just the other day, I overheard a girl talking about pit bulls, and from the sounds of it, you’d think they were all bloodthirsty serial killers. “You can’t breed it out of them,” she said. “They are simply born to fight, especially when it comes to other animals.” Of course, none of that is true. Some pit bulls might be more aggressive than others, but on the whole, they’re total sweeties. Want proof? Just look at the borderline romantic relationship shared by Killer and Riley: They’re an unlikely pair who seem to spend most of their doggy days spooning. If that’s not a sign of a couple of softies, I don’t know what is.
Case of the Mondays got us like… ?#OMGThisIsGonnaBeARuffWeek A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 24, 2015 at 5:56am PDT
Sooooo I’m pretty sure 50% of this bed is mine… ?#ButSOMEONEIsTakingUpTheWHOLEENTIREThing #ILiterallyCantWithThisDingDong A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 23, 2015 at 6:30pm PDT
Straight Outta Snuggletown. ?#CanYouBringUsBreakfastInBed #Thx A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 23, 2015 at 9:37am PDT
Do NOT touch your face with my face. ??#IReserveTheRightToEvictYouFromMYBedBatch A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 22, 2015 at 9:05am PDT
Good nite Thursday. ? #TGIFHEREWECOMEEEEE #BadGirlKiKiOnDaLOOSE A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 20, 2015 at 9:14pm PDT
Friday Eve is literally actually the best day of the week. ?#ItMeansWeCanReleaseTheGunsAndFinallyLetOurHairDown A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 20, 2015 at 5:53am PDT
I believe I can flyyyyyyy… ? #ThinkAboutItEveryNightAndDay #SpreadMyWingsAndFlyAwayyyy #FromTheClutchesOfYourNegligentMotherness A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 17, 2015 at 5:43pm PDT
Sometimes you’re the first to wake up. And sometimes.. You know you won’t be moving for at least 45 minutes. ? #WakeUpDingDongIGottaPee #LikeRealBad #IReserveTheRightToRKellyYou A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 15, 2015 at 8:00am PDT
??? …Because several followers recently requested a baby photo.. (I don’t have many so here’s a throwback) I still can’t believe how lucky I am to get to spend every day with these two perfect mini-humans. Their incredible level of unconditional love.. inspires me to be a better person in this crazy world… A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 11, 2015 at 5:03pm PDT
Goodbye, Cruel World. ? #HelloDreamsOfDonutsAndOtherExtremelyRelevantAndDeliciousCarbs #JealousMuch A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 3, 2015 at 8:55pm PDT
He’s gonna need a few more minutes.. ? #HeGotTooTurntUpLastNite #HesHavingTroubleTurningBackDown #LikeALOTOfTrouble A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Aug 2, 2015 at 10:14am PDT
If you want to be the big spoon. You must become the big spoon. ?#ButTheseTinyDinosaurArmsAreKILLINGMERN #ArmsDontKillMyVibe A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Jul 28, 2015 at 6:11pm PDT
When you want to go back to bed. ? #ButQuicklyRealizeYoureNotADog #Curses #tbt A photo posted by Riley & Killer (@morileymoproblems) on Jul 23, 2015 at 5:59am PDT