This Cat Is Going To Do WHATEVER He Wants… So Deal With It.

I wonder what I’ll do today. Perhaps I’ll lay around and bask in my own magnificence. Then, maybe I’ll have a snack. After that, I think I’ll go to the living room and see what my human is doing. Oh, look, she’s watching TV. I suppose that means she’ll want me to situate myself on the table in front of the TV. Let’s see, *what do we have here?* It’s some kind of glass contraption. The glass contraption looks interest…oh wait, what’s that over there? Ah, it’s a remote. That needs to go on the floor. YUP, just like that. Now, back to this glass contraption. I think this needs to go on the floor too. I’ll just push it over to the..*.wait, what’s that?* The human doesn’t want me to do it? How **dare** she deny me the right to push her things over? This is not some kind of silly game, human. I think I’ll stare at her until she’s uncomfortable. Then, as soon as she’s relaxed, I’ll just keep pushing this to the… …YUP. My work here is done.