We’ve all heard tales of possessive women “marking their territories” on their significant others, but this woman took it to a whole new (and totally hilarious) level. She designed a t-shirt in the hopes that other women will steer clear of her man when he wears it. So what’s on this defensive shirt? A massive photo of her face, naturally. With several sets of crazy eyes and a message that reads “If you are reading this, you are too close, I have a girlfriend,” this shirt will definitely get the point across — but then again, it might also make women who see it want to be this woman’s best friend forever.

