I’m a sucker for the in-flight catalogs provided on most flights. You know the ones I’m talking about: They’re full of weird items that claim to be useful, everything from **statues of squirrels** to **high-tech cat beds** to an **attachment to carry your phone around your neck**. Most people flip through the pages and smirk, but I always find at least two things that “seem reasonable” that I want to buy. Luckily, I rarely travel alone and someone is there to talk sense into me. That said, you can imagine how this list makes me feel. All of these items are completely unnecessary, and yet somehow seem ***so crucial*** to living a great life. **In other words, what’s the point of having toast unless I can have toast shaped like a panda?**
